Kendra of the Void

technicoloursunsetsky: one-time-i-dreamt: I was joining random dating sites and i came across one...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:33:33 -0400

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called “Top Tier” which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier.

I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I don’t remember what the first two were, but the third one was, “you can go to hell,” which meant that for whichever reason, you weren’t interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldn’t even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option.

I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.

again, I really need to read the usernames on this fucking site

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:43:54 -0400

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:43:05 -0400

cuckandballtorture: l-nobby-l: cuckandballtorture: l-nobby-l: deadass fuck any stright prson...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:39:41 -0400

cuckandballtorture:

l-nobby-l:

cuckandballtorture:

l-nobby-l:

deadass fuck any str*ight p*rson who thinks they have a “”“gaydar”“”

congratulations Jen you can spot a 90 pound twink and a stone butch biker, you want a fuckin medal you shrew

i dont think you needed to censor out straight person

and i don’t think you needed to name your blog “cuckandballtorture” but here we are, huh

I genuinely can’t argue with that

ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:16:27 -0400

ultrafacts:

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

hunchoeatsfirst: lmfao

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:15:14 -0400

hunchoeatsfirst:

lmfao

taranoire: celticpyro: devildoll: ziskeit: May 19th, 2009:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:56:00 -0400

taranoire:

celticpyro:

devildoll:

ziskeit:

May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.

Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?

This is freaking inspiring.

can you fucking imagine shia labeouf as loki

scornpios: yellowjuice: bruddabois: sankaras: alyesque: Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:47:07 -0400

scornpios:

yellowjuice:

bruddabois:

sankaras:

alyesque:

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

Yknow what

eating pussy…is gay….

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

klubbhead:Tumblrmobile.jpeg

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:34:46 -0400

klubbhead:

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supjerbear: i need to get something off my chest takes off my nipple

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:33:27 -0400

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:30:44 -0400

tomfordvelvetorchid: *closes my third eye before going to non organic side of the market to get hot...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:00:26 -0400

tomfordvelvetorchid:

*closes my third eye before going to non organic side of the market to get hot cheetos*

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:41:19 -0400

unlimited-shitpost-works: bitterfuckinglesbian: me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:50:48 -0400

unlimited-shitpost-works:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

God:

for-southendgirls: ambientwitch: hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:16:01 -0400

for-southendgirls:

ambientwitch:

hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort

tesladyneindustries: mistomaxo: yiffmaster: this is the most...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:12:26 -0400

tesladyneindustries:

mistomaxo:

yiffmaster:

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

noo

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

thecatsmustbecrazy:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:11:38 -0400

thecatsmustbecrazy:

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:11:12 -0400

happyunicornjet:Columbia University Student Will Drag Her...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:53:08 -0400

happyunicornjet:

Columbia University Student Will Drag Her Mattress Around Campus Until Her Rapist Is Gone
“I think the act of carrying something that is normally found in our bedroom out into the light is supposed to mirror the way I’ve talked to the media and talked to different news channels, etc,” Emma continues in the full video which you can watch here.
So, I just want to go into HOW MUCH Columbia and the NYPD has failed, and revictimized, Emma Sulkowitz.

What I really love about this ‘mattress performance’ is that other students helped her carry her mattress across campus.
All those people reminded her that she didn’t have to carry that weight alone. That’s amazing.

apathetic-revenant: silkyfae: an alien

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:50:45 -0400

apathetic-revenant:

silkyfae:

an alien

Kendra of the Void

technicoloursunsetsky: one-time-i-dreamt: I was joining random dating sites and i came across one...

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cuckandballtorture: l-nobby-l: cuckandballtorture: l-nobby-l: deadass fuck any str*ight p*rson...

deadass fuck any str*ight p*rson who thinks they have a “”“gaydar”“”

ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts

Click HERE for more facts

hunchoeatsfirst: lmfao

taranoire: celticpyro: devildoll: ziskeit: May 19th, 2009:...

scornpios: yellowjuice: bruddabois: sankaras: alyesque: Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second...

klubbhead:Tumblrmobile.jpeg

supjerbear: i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*

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tomfordvelvetorchid: *closes my third eye before going to non organic side of the market to get hot...

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unlimited-shitpost-works: bitterfuckinglesbian: me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the...

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

for-southendgirls: ambientwitch: hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly...

tesladyneindustries: mistomaxo: yiffmaster: this is the most...

thecatsmustbecrazy:

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happyunicornjet:Columbia University Student Will Drag Her...

apathetic-revenant: silkyfae: an alien

cuckandballtorture: l-nobby-l: cuckandballtorture: l-nobby-l: deadass fuck any stright prson...

deadass fuck any stright prson who thinks they have a “”“gaydar”“”

supjerbear: i need to get something off my chest takes off my nipple